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AG TEST: (will be graded) [Sep. 12th, 2007|01:07 pm]
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TEST #1; Advanced Grilling 101



1. Name all the available noodle styles at AG:

2. Without looking at the menu, name 5 appetizers:

3. Match as many Asian nations with their specified item represented in Grill cuisine:

4. Roughly how many pounds/ounces is the Pad Thai with shrimp, sans plate?

5. Create Your Own: How would you make the an AG style dessert using only AG ingredients?

6. Sally is on a diet, but she's hungry. Create the most healthy dish keeping in mind it needs to satisfy as well:

7. Bobby needs to gain more weight to make the wrestling team. Create a healthy dish, keeping in mind it needs to supply energy and calories:

8. Create Your Own: Using only AG items create the worst AG meal (mixing and matching sauces/spices is allowed):

9. In four words or less, make an order and explain that you are allergic to peanuts:

10. AG closes in 7 minutes, you haven't ordered and you are hungry (for AG only)! What do you do?


NOTE:
*grading will not be based on accuracy of answers, but creativity and verbiage*
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[User Picture]From: mitchy22
2007-09-12 06:05 pm (UTC)
If I'm late to any Feinberg Dinners...I will hold this survey responsible. No I won't, I just wanted to put that out there, I'll hold how f'n annoying it is for me to just groom m'hairyself as the #1 reason for most of my procrastinate-ing-ness.

1. Name all the available noodle styles at AG:

Pad Thai. Udon. Flat Worm. Happy Super Fun Time Noodle. Cabbage of Death Noodle, oh wait that's not on the menu anymore... Brain.

2. Without looking at the menu, name 5 appetizers:

Vege-table Dumplings. Tofu Teriyaki Skeeeeeeewwwwweeeeeeers. Coconut Shrimp w/Cholesterols. Deeeeep Fried Thai Spring Rolls of Yumminess con Cholesterol. Random Recipe Fried Talapia of Cholesterol and Former Much Better-Breading-ness but Newer Not As Goodness :(. Meat. Meats. Meaty Meats. Meaty Meats w/Meat.

3. Match as many Asian nations with their specified item represented in Grill cuisine:

All Recipes --> U.S.A.C. (United States of Asian Cuisine)

4. Roughly how many pounds/ounces is the Pad Thai with shrimp, sans plate?

1 lb. 7 oz.

5. Create Your Own: How would you make the an AG style dessert using only AG ingredients?

Deep Fried Mango w/caramelized Walnuts over plain Pad Thai w/honey glaze.

Yeah I don't know if you can deep fry Mango but who-the-hey.

6. Sally is on a diet, but she's hungry. Create the most healthy dish keeping in mind it needs to satisfy as well:

Everything at Asia Grill is healthy because *E* says so and I believe here so Sally can go to town have whatever she wants and know that the caloric intake is halved when eating with the Holy House of Grill.

7. Bobby needs to gain more weight to make the wrestling team. Create a healthy dish, keeping in mind it needs to supply energy and calories:

I'm sorry I couldn't stop chuckling to myself when I saw Bobby. Bob(by) as I like to call my friend.

8. Create Your Own: Using only AG items create the worst AG meal (mixing and matching sauces/spices is allowed):

Deep Fried Kimchi in Kimchi Sauce over Kimchi Noodles served w/Kimchi Ice Cream. :( Sorry I just can't get that stuff out of my mind.

9. In four words or less, make an order and explain that you are allergic to peanuts:

I love peanuts and will gladly inflict injury upon myself in order to consume them.

10. AG closes in 7 minutes, you haven't ordered and you are hungry (for AG only)! What do you do?

This happens everytime I'm there, I order and they clean around us because I'm with *E* and she's VIP so we get the superstar treatment and are allowed to dine while others are turned away...[and what!?!]

NOTE:
*grading will not be based on accuracy of answers, but creativity and verbiage*


Please grade mine on proper use of stinky cabb-iage instead.
Please allow for only a small amount of creativity in my answers I had to rush this so as to now upset the delicate balance of Jew, Jew-Foods and Jewish-dining-ness-family-funtion-ness-ness.

:),
Jew
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[User Picture]From: mitchy22
2007-09-12 06:08 pm (UTC)
Feel free to make correcting my typos a survey within itself. I'd have pre-viewed but I've gotsnotimesfodapreviewsyo.

*INITIATING GROOMING PROTOCOL*
:),
Jew2
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[User Picture]From: sixshadesofgrey
2007-09-12 07:53 pm (UTC)

Happy Super Fun Time Noodle!!!

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*is crying*

Deep Fried Kimchi in Kimchi Sauce over Kimchi Noodles served w/Kimchi Ice Cream
I think I just threw up in my mouth a lil. :P

The dessert you invented actually sounds REALLY good!

~jew~

p.s. go check out the comment Sharon left on my Myspace. What's a satanic holiday I can wish her happiness on?
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From: afterlifekid
2007-09-13 05:15 pm (UTC)

Re: Happy Super Fun Time Noodle!!!

RE: P>S>

Samhein! Isnt that around soon time, like the solistices or seasonal change time? Or halloween?
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From: afterlifekid
2007-09-13 05:19 pm (UTC)
B+ for not really answering question #7

A for KIMCHI on everyones minds lately!
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[User Picture]From: sixshadesofgrey
2007-09-12 07:46 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA! OMG This is awesome! Okay.. i am REALLY tempted to read Mitchy's answers, but I don;t want them taint my answers.. so I'm gonna answer, then read! *admits she read the answer to his first question before realizing this*
Here goes:

1. Name all the available noodle styles at AG:
Stringy, squishy, wormy (I think Mitch said that too), wheaty, see-thru, and hairy.

2. Without looking at the menu, name 5 appetizers:
UFO dumplings, wingneets of doom, mystery meat satay, fried hoo-hahs, crab/cream cheese explodeys!

3. Match as many Asian nations with their specified item represented in Grill cuisine:
-Korea: Tiny red sauce pots o doom that are on each table in AG, Bulgogi?,
-Japan: Miso soup, Udon noodles, Teriyaki
-Thailand: Pad Thai (duh!), Mee Krob
-Vietnam: Vietnamese spring roll
-China: Sesame Chicken, General tso's chicken
-Mongolia: Mongolian beef wrap,
-McDonaldland: Crispy chicken strips
-Italy: "Asian" Minestrone soup
-Mars: WINGNEET!, Chickne!
-Hawaii: Hawaiian fried rice, Coconut Shrimp

4. Roughly how many pounds/ounces is the Pad Thai with shrimp, sans plate?
Once digested: 4 pounds 6 ounces of doodie!

5. Create Your Own: How would you make the an AG style dessert using only AG ingredients?
Chan's sweet walnuts atop Jasmine rice (chilled), with an icing made of peanut sauce, topped with pineapple and mango cubes.

6. Sally is on a diet, but she's hungry. Create the most healthy dish keeping in mind it needs to satisfy as well:
Sally can eat everything on the left side of the menu to satisfy.. and then barf it all up to lose weight! Yeah!

7. Bobby needs to gain more weight to make the wrestling team. Create a healthy dish, keeping in mind it needs to supply energy and calories:
Chan's super special protein shake (by special request only)

8. Create Your Own: Using only AG items create the worst AG meal (mixing and matching sauces/spices is allowed):
Pork wrapped in chicken (rubba variety) wrapped in beef embedded in tofu and fried to a crisp and then smothered with "Classic white sauce" marinated in garlic, sprinkled with scallion.. served with a side of kimchi.

9. In four words or less, make an order and explain that you are allergic to peanuts:
Food peanut equal death (I have no idea! This one was hard! I failed)

10. AG closes in 7 minutes, you haven't ordered and you are hungry (for AG only)! What do you do?
What are you talkin bout? I am VIP.. AG stays open late for VIP ;)
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From: afterlifekid
2007-09-13 05:18 pm (UTC)
A+++!!!

Love it!


YOU PASS
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[User Picture]From: sixshadesofgrey
2007-09-13 08:38 pm (UTC)

:)

WOOHOO! I feel so smart and edumacated in the fine arts of grill academia!

:D
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[User Picture]From: sixshadesofgrey
2007-09-14 04:12 am (UTC)
*thinks you should suspend everyone who does not take (and pass) the exam*

[And-to-the-What]

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